A humorous AI-powered diagnostic tool that evaluates your daily laziness level and provides a witty, sharp-tongued roast to help you decompress.
Install & Download
1. ClawHub CLI
The fastest way to install a skill directly from the registry.
npx clawhub@latest install waste-level-today
2. Manual Installation
Copy the skill folder to one of these locations
~/.openclaw/skills/ <project>/skills/ Priority: Workspace > Local > Bundled
3. Prompt Installation
Copy this prompt to OpenClaw to install it automatically.
Help me install waste-level-today using Clawhub. If Clawhub is not installed, install it first (npm i -g clawhub).
Prefer to download?
Get the raw skill files in a ZIP archive.
What is One-Sentence Waste Appraisal?
The One-Sentence Waste Appraisal is a specialized Openclaw Skills integration designed for self-deprecating humor and stress relief. By analyzing a single sentence about your day—whether you spent eight hours scrolling through social media or stayed in bed until noon—the AI assigns a Waste Level from Lv1 to Lv10. It combines internet memes, sharp wit, and 'sang' culture (the Chinese subculture of being laid back) to provide a unique perspective on your daily routine.
This skill is perfect for users looking to share funny screenshots of their 'achievements' or for those who need a gentle, humorous nudge to stop procrastinating. It supports both English and Chinese, adapting its roasting style and cultural references to match the language of the user.
One-Sentence Waste Appraisal Use Cases
- Feeling guilty about a zero-productivity day and wanting a humorous way to decompress.
- Generating shareable, viral content for social media about your 'Lv9 Waste' status.
- Seeking a sarcastic 'reality check' after spending too much time on mobile games or short videos.
- Getting a 'reverse roast' (praise) when you have actually been productive and want to brag subtly.
How One-Sentence Waste Appraisal Works
- The user provides a brief description of their day or a trigger phrase like 'I did nothing today'.
- Openclaw Skills processes the text to determine the degree of 'wastefulness' based on activities (e.g., lying in bed vs. working late).
- The AI calculates a Waste Level between Lv1 (High Efficiency) and Lv10 (God of Waste).
- A witty, 1-3 sentence 'Savage Comment' is generated using current internet slang and humor.
- A random 'Easter Egg' achievement or suggestion is added to the output to enhance engagement.
- The result is formatted in a clean, screenshot-friendly layout for easy sharing.
One-Sentence Waste Appraisal Setup
To install and activate the One-Sentence Waste Appraisal skill within your Openclaw environment, use the following commands:
# Install the skill via Openclaw CLI
claw install waste-appraisal-skill
# Enable the skill in your active agent profile
claw enable waste-appraisal-skill --profile default
Once installed, you can trigger the appraisal by saying 'Identify how wasteful I am today' or simply 'I did nothing all day'.
One-Sentence Waste Appraisal Data Schema & Taxonomy
The skill processes user input and returns a structured response designed for readability and visual capture.
| Attribute | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Waste Level | String | The calculated rank from Lv1 to Lv10 (e.g., Lv9: Waste God). |
| Savage Comment | String | 1-3 sentences of humorous, meme-heavy critique. |
| Easter Egg | String | A randomly generated achievement like 'Professional Oxygen Consumer'. |
| Language | String | Detected automatically from input (Supports English and Chinese). |
One-Sentence Waste Appraisal Advanced Features
- Dynamic Tone Adjustment: Users can request 'Max Savage' for harsher roasts or 'Gentle Mode' for more encouraging feedback.
- Bilingual Support: Seamlessly switches between Chinese and English cultural contexts and slang.
- Reverse Psychology Logic: Automatically detects high productivity and switches to 'Reverse Sarcasm' (e.g., accusing the user of 'involution' or being a 'workaholic').
- Meme Integration: Utilizes a frequently updated library of internet slang (e.g., 'shuan Q', 'lying flat', 'elegant failure') to keep responses fresh.
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